when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
this looks like the title of a fall out boy song
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
Not forte, not mezzoforte. That’s right, it’s the rare forte-and-a-half, because whoever arranged this music was just that indecisive.
Welcome to drum corps
for some reason I’m not afraid of weeping angels anymore
This makes me look at these things in a whole different light.
if you think i will name my future child after a fictional character then you are absolutely right
I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
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